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38 Records Detected
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Chronic Aesthetic Fatigue

SCORE: 302
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Chronic Decorative Suffering

SCORE: 260
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Patient

Chronic Validation Dependency

SCORE: 302
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Patient

Posed Identity Disorder

SCORE: 248
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Patient

Chronic Validation Deficiency

SCORE: 257
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Patient

Chronic Unearned Confidence

SCORE: 290
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Patient

Chronic Cool-Kid Deficit

SCORE: 320
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Patient

Chronic Validation Deficiency

SCORE: 270
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Patient

Complacent Alignment Disorder

SCORE: 58
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Patient

Overstyled Casual Anxiety

SCORE: 187
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Patient

Chronic Sofa Surrender

SCORE: 123
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Patient

Chronic Market Stall Surrender

SCORE: 181
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Patient

Chronic Self-Importance Syndrome

SCORE: 235
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Patient

Checkered Charade Syndrome

SCORE: 140
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Patient

Chronic Boutique Larceny

SCORE: 225
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Patient

Decorative Towel Dissociation

SCORE: 236
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Patient

Chronic Postural Defeat

SCORE: 269
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Chronic Desk Slouch

SCORE: 266
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Patient

Chronic Bureaucratic Collapse

SCORE: 259
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Patient

Unilateral Nostril Flare

SCORE: 223
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Patient

Chronic Compliance Loitering

SCORE: 172
0
Patient

Aesthetic Hoarder Syndrome

SCORE: 227
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Patient

Chronic Compliance Fatigue

SCORE: 217
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Patient

Guest Towel Treason

SCORE: 186
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Patient

Chronic Thermal Treason

SCORE: 225
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Patient

Shampoo Sink Syndrome

SCORE: 346
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Patient

Wet-Hair Tab Paralysis

SCORE: 160
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Patient

Defaulted Tissue Equity

SCORE: 285
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Patient

Chronic Reply-All Rigor Mortis

SCORE: 206
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Patient

Chronic Selfie Fatigue with Existential Rot

SCORE: 155
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Patient

Chronic Microwave Manual Retention Syndrome

SCORE: 175
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Patient

Flesh-Bank Depreciation Syndrome

SCORE: 230
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Patient

Legacy Wetware Depreciation Syndrome

SCORE: 195
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Patient

Chronic Eyewitness Fatigue with Minor Postural Subordination

SCORE: 133
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Patient

Premature Resting Face Syndrome

SCORE: 191
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Patient

Patriotic Posture Compliance Syndrome

SCORE: 45
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Patient

Chronic Selfie Apathy Syndrome

SCORE: 179
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Patient

Suburban Flatline Syndrome

SCORE: 225
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