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Terminal Narcissism and Freeloading.
Displaying the most thoroughly brutalized patients in the hospital's history.

Global Top 50 Disasters
#1
Patient

Lazy Loaf Lodger Syndrome

SCORE: 270
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#2
Patient

Chronic Loafing Syndrome with Acute Superiority Delusion

SCORE: 225
0
#3
Patient

Parasitic Overlord Syndrome

SCORE: 200
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