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Terminal Ward

Irreversible Clinical Decay.
Displaying the most thoroughly brutalized patients in the hospital's history.

Global Top 50 Disasters
#1
Patient

Shampoo Sink Syndrome

SCORE: 346
0
#2
Patient

Chronic Cool-Kid Deficit

SCORE: 320
0
#3
Patient

Chronic Aesthetic Fatigue

SCORE: 302
0
Patient

Chronic Validation Dependency

SCORE: 302
0
Patient

Chronic Unearned Confidence

SCORE: 290
0
Patient

Defaulted Tissue Equity

SCORE: 285
0
Patient

Chronic Validation Deficiency

SCORE: 270
0
Patient

Chronic Postural Defeat

SCORE: 269
0
Patient

Chronic Desk Slouch

SCORE: 266
0
Patient

Chronic Decorative Suffering

SCORE: 260
0
Patient

Chronic Bureaucratic Collapse

SCORE: 259
0
Patient

Chronic Validation Deficiency

SCORE: 257
0
Patient

Posed Identity Disorder

SCORE: 248
0
Patient

Decorative Towel Dissociation

SCORE: 236
0
Patient

Chronic Self-Importance Syndrome

SCORE: 235
0
Patient

Flesh-Bank Depreciation Syndrome

SCORE: 230
0
Patient

Aesthetic Hoarder Syndrome

SCORE: 227
0
Patient

Suburban Flatline Syndrome

SCORE: 225
0
Patient

Chronic Boutique Larceny

SCORE: 225
0
Patient

Chronic Thermal Treason

SCORE: 225
0
Patient

Unilateral Nostril Flare

SCORE: 223
0
Patient

Chronic Compliance Fatigue

SCORE: 217
0
Patient

Chronic Reply-All Rigor Mortis

SCORE: 206
0
Patient

Legacy Wetware Depreciation Syndrome

SCORE: 195
0
Patient

Premature Resting Face Syndrome

SCORE: 191
0
Patient

Overstyled Casual Anxiety

SCORE: 187
0
Patient

Guest Towel Treason

SCORE: 186
0
Patient

Chronic Market Stall Surrender

SCORE: 181
0
Patient

Chronic Selfie Apathy Syndrome

SCORE: 179
0
Patient

Chronic Microwave Manual Retention Syndrome

SCORE: 175
0
Patient

Chronic Compliance Loitering

SCORE: 172
0
Patient

Wet-Hair Tab Paralysis

SCORE: 160
0
Patient

Chronic Selfie Fatigue with Existential Rot

SCORE: 155
0
Patient

Checkered Charade Syndrome

SCORE: 140
0
Patient

Chronic Eyewitness Fatigue with Minor Postural Subordination

SCORE: 133
0
Patient

Chronic Sofa Surrender

SCORE: 123
0
Patient

Complacent Alignment Disorder

SCORE: 58
0
Patient

Patriotic Posture Compliance Syndrome

SCORE: 45
0